RV from Cambridge has sent us some lovely capped mallet heads…

“Just to remind you they are made on a pre-war lathe, strikingly fashioned in black and white HDPE here in Cambridge.

Unfortunately they won’t make a sound similar to a dildo falling onto a toilet cubicle floor when you hit a ball, they are non dairy and don’t cost £17.50 [see MILK]. They also have not been featured in a trendy fixey magazine, or linked to any major fashion houses, apart from my Market stall.

There is a video around somewhere on You tube where you can see one being made and marvel at the squalid conditions of my workshop. Available in left or right hand version, and vaguely around 130mm long.”

Nuff said.
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